We have a guest contributor who has truly overcome his cynicism regarding the Green Movement and has reached a level of understanding we can all appreciate.  This is from Nicholas ….

Cut those trees shading your roof and burn them in your new efficient wood burning stove (made in USA).

Plant corn in their place to supply food and fuel for your ethanol still (made with Levi in your garage.)   Buy a dual fuel car (made in USA).

Install the largest PV array possible (leave some space for thermal solar).

Buy an all electric stove (made in USA )and cut loose your gas meter.

Nevermind your gas furnace…dig for geothermal…by hand with Levi.

Buy an all electric car for Deb (made in the USA).

Cover your  compost with plastic and collect the methane to sell to your less fortunate neighbors.

Remember to carry matches with which to light your farts…more methane…unburned, a green house gas.

-N

(Typed with my thumbs)